Food Prep Stats by Robert Digital

Have you ever watched someone prepare your food at a restaurant with their bare hands?

Particularly with males, I can't seem to ignore the statistics. Some 80%+ of men are said to masturbate on a daily basis. Which means there is an 8/10 chance the chef jerked off within 24 hours of kneeding my dough.

Furthermore, how many times have you been in a public restroom only to see those around you leave without so much as glancing at the hand washing station? It seems only logical to assume those same habits follow an individual into their private restroom. I would venture to say that upwards of 50% of men don't wash their hands after using the toilet. And I can't imagine that any sort of standard was taught to them by their father, when it comes to post jerk off hand washing etiquette. But to be conservative, we'll just go with that 50% aforementioned figure. Now, let's do the math on this. 80% x 50% = 40% chance that you are biting into the raw materials left over on another man's hand after he last jerked off.

Of course, we could go into more detail and breakdown those raw materials into their constituent parts (ie. cum, penile skin flakes, STD's, post jerk urine, etc). But we'll leave further analysis for the next post.