Taking a dump at the office – pros and cons

PROS
-time away from the desk
-better to have filth/strain on facilities in work bathroom than home bathroom
-save money on toilet paper
-subjecting significant other to the sounds and smells of your dumps is a passion killer

CONS
-less privacy (sounds, smells)
-filth other than your own to contend with
-more obligation to wipe streaks from bowl upon completion
-too much time in a cramped stall with nothing but dump fumes steaming up from below can nearly suffocate a person
-embarrassing walk of shame into/out of bathroom or stall

chould

could've, should've, would've?

when unsure whether to use could or should, try "chould"

venison

If men are from mars and women are from venus, then men are martians and women are ... venisons? No, because venison is a dead deer that's been cured for consumption. The proper term is "Venusian."